Viagra for Women: Just a Few Suggestions

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Viagra for women may soon be on a drug store shelf near you. A pharmaceutical division of Pfizer believes they have found the substance that stimulates a woman’s sexual arousal. While this drug is still in the research phase I’d like to point out some of the obvious components that should be included to this so-called pill.

The male version of this drug does not provide any form of vision impairment, men are already somewhat blind when it comes to sex and it was not required. Woman on the other hand are not so blind and therefore this definitely dictates further consideration. In fact I would like to pose that a hallucinogenic be included. This would at least ensure a fighting chance for the approaching male. The disclaimer would read: “many things may appear better while taking this drug, alcohol does intensify this affect.”

Adding a small portion of aspirin may also be of benefit, since women are prone to headaches when confronted with the possibility of sex. Though the hallucinogenic may solve this problem it would not hurt to have a little insurance added to the prototype pill.

I will leave it up to the researchers to find the appropriate drug to disable a woman’s ability to read a ruler, size does matter you know. This disclaimer would read: “Many things appear larger while taking this medication and no, alcohol will not help.” Which leads me to the next suggestion; revise the directions to the male version. They need to know the appropriate use of their god given tool, using it as a metal detector or secondary brain is not correct. The disclaimer should read: “Using your tool as a brain will cause the Tiger Woods syndrome and the Lorena Bobbit effect could follow.”

As an advertising ploy I would like to suggest the side effect of the male version, the four-hour erection. If you could find away to apply this to aging women’s breasts, you’ve hit a home run. Every woman of age where gravity has taken over would gladly purchase your product. There would no longer be the need to purchase those $80 bras that only makes us look like we are wearing the great pyramids of Egypt on our chests.

Woman in closing I would like to make the following suggestion. When and if this drug comes to market remember those disclaimers. Many things will appear better, alcohol does intensify this affect; many things will appear larger and no, alcohol will not help but your breasts have just been resurrected.




1 comments:

CJ said, 

Great points here! I think the makers of viagra should take your advice! This is a fun post :)

April 15, 2010 at 9:30 PM  
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