As I have reported earlier aliens spies are here and I am so happy to report American ingenuity has found a purpose for them. What purpose, what aliens spies; you ask? Well, let me explain the situation here.
A few of my followers have been informed about these alien spies and also realize there is no weapon to battle their infiltration of your home. If you are one of the few whom have not been so informed, please take this opportunity to go back and read my post on aliens. If you are one of those followers who have been educated start jumping for joy.
Okay now I’m starting to wonder what really is going on in my house? Though I have yet to blog about the ghost I fear I have and how it appears to be a kleptomaniac, I have reported on alien spies disguised as dust bunnies. What now has me truly concerned is that I learned last Friday from my mother what I thought were alien spies are really spirits coming and going.
I hope you can now see my fear, I have a kleptomaniac ghost, aliens trashing my house and now I have to deal with spirits rolling in and out. I really do not have time for all of this; I’m trying to find a job.
It is official, NASA confirms it and I have witnessed it; aliens have landed. While the exact description of what these aliens look like still is elusive, I know they have landed and are living among us. I know this because I have educated myself on the tracks and remnants they leave behind once they enter your house. Since I am sure we are not alone any longer I wish to educate you on the obvious signs of this invasion.
First let me dispel the myth of gremlins, they do not exist. This is propaganda the aliens invented to disguise their actual presence here. Should you have an electrical apparatus that suddenly develops a mind of its own, this is an alien. Like your phone suddenly cutting off in mid call, it is aliens telling you to stop using so much of their airwaves. Should the stove clock start to flash in some code rather than the time, it is code. Step away and do not put food in it. The aliens are about to beam down some charred space remains and you could unwittingly eat it.
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