Friday, December 30, 2011
It would seem another year is about to become history and many of you take this time to reflect, I do not reflect that well. As promised though, I will end this year with a “Just so you know” post.
Just so you know… I am ending 2011 with an awful head cold. The kind that burns your nose and makes you appear to be crying. Ah-chew!
Just so you know… I’m now using all the free toiletries Ms. Twister has been saving for me. Should you suddenly smell a Hilton odor… I just walked by, wave.
Just so you know… I don’t do resolutions. I am resolving to be un-resolved.
Just so you know… I turned my Wii on to get in shape, it laughed and said, “Wii is not responsible for misuse.”
Just so you know… I started the year alone and have collected a gaggle of dust-bunny aliens and a ghost. I really need to work on my outward projection.
Just so you know… I heard the Animal Planets, Finding Bigfoot cast actually found him. He was looking for service to his iPhone when they caught him.
Just so you know… I was told by Ms. Twister there is no more room for toilet paper in the closet. My response… we’ll keep in the garage, no way am I going through the year of the apocalypse with no toilet paper and we need more vodka.
Just so you know… all kidding aside you guys are the greatest. Some of you I have actually met and some I just feel like I’ve met, what super folks you are. We have cried, laughed, encouraged and just stood by each other all year, what a year.
Raise your glass on New Year’s and toast yourself for me. Know there is someone out here that truly loves the fact you are here. That shares with you both your defeats and accomplishments and has enjoyed every minute of it.
Happy New Year my friends!
Peace and see you next year.