Friday, October 14, 2011
To be totally honest I’m not sure but I feel as though I am late for something and it is frustrating. I mean what do you wear for an important meeting you have no clue about? Do I plan for a social class I’m not accustom to or a designated driver or both?
Anyhoo, it is Friday and you are about to partake in a lovely weekend, I have that feeling too. Before you set off for all that partaking can I point out a few things that caught my attention this week? I’m going to anyway.
I’m sure you all are aware of the potty training underwear for children. You know, the ones that prevent spills, they have these for adults too. But did you know the same verbal pleading that works on children does not have the same effect on grown-ups? Ask an elderly lady if she wants to put on “Big girl panties” and she will slap you.
God in his humorous period created this little plant that I can only assume was put here to drive pet owners crazy. I have no idea what it looks like growing or I would eradicate it but every fall it makes an appearance. Wednesday Ms. Mouse came in looking like she had a Madonna cone bra on her head. Stick-tights, what do they look like and how do you kill them?
The weather is about to take a turn cooler here, rodeo time again. Yes and I wrote about this I have an untamed full bath pillow that must be broke this winter, yippee! The trouble is, I cannot use spurs or a whip. Bummer, I’m good with a whip.
Finally, a statistic. Have you realized there are over 15 million people unemployed and from what I’ve seen we all want to be writers. Don’t let the numbers daunt you, it actually is a great stat to have.
The fact is we will have 15 million books, essays, and short stories to choose from, has to be something for everyone in there. Besides with those odds there also must be at least 2 Hemingway’s in there. Come on show me your old man and his sea!
Great weekend to all and…
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