Friday, October 7, 2011
Valid questions that one would think one could answer or at least account for. I’m not sure I actually know where I have been but I have learned a few things. Allow me to come out and share.
Lesson 1: Depression is contagious. I found one of my dogs toting around an empty Vodka bottle. Immediately I sat her down and had the discussion of how, “drinking does not solve anything.” She burped at me.
Lesson 2: Bullies are not that smart. Ask the autistic girl who was put on the home coming ballot as a cruel joke and won. A huge chest bump to that high school.
Lesson 3: The Federal Government is serious about their paper work. I forgot to complete their follow-up census survey and their response…. they sent an auditor to my house to help me fill it out.
Lesson 4: I am too isolated and need to get out more. I did and now I’m thinking of filing attempted murder charges against the woman welding the deadly shopping cart.
Lesson 5: I have a paper fetish. I have been moving my office to another room in the house and discovered I’m a paper freak. I even found origami paper, I don’t know how to origami.
Lesson 6: Prohibition, we got screwed. After watching the documentary I realized we were returned the right to drink in exchange for income tax and NASCAR. Am I the only one who thinks this not a fair exchange?
Lesson 7: The world is in rewind but confused. It now is wearing 80’s fashion while preforming 70’s sit-ins. If you guys see a bunch of women gathered around a 50 gallon drum you’d better get a fire extinguisher because you have to know what is coming next.
I have so many more of these little snippet lessons but I’ll save a few for later. Just know I’m here gathering knowledge and hoping the best for all of you.
Have a great weekend!