Friday, November 4, 2011
Plans are subjective; let’s see what I accomplished this week. Did I accomplish anything? I did, but just so you know…
Just so you know… I attended my first Kentucky Wildcat game Wednesday night. The big school played the small school and it was not pretty.
Just so you know… when I’m not here, I’m there. Way over there.
Just so you know… Mary at Giggles and Guns informed me I need to get out and talk more to real people. Okay Mary I tried, I got the bill yesterday.
Just so you know… I was appalled to learn that ordering something from within a Sears store gets shipped via Amazon. Talk about getting too big and the reason I did not complain… my item was “Made in America.”
Just so you know… my mother and I decided instead of talking cars which inform you to, “stay in your lane,” we want a bit more forceful version. Like, “hey moron, turn signal. She can’t read your mind” or “ the horn has been disabled, you knew what time it was and tooting at her is not an option.”
Just so you know… time turns back this weekend. Great, now I’ll be in the dark for a reason. Explain to me again how this helps the going-out-business farmers? Do chickens even have clocks?
Just so you know… the Oreck man filed a sexual harassment claim against me. I filed back, “the truth hurts.”
Just so you know… I tried to help 2 women find sheet music for their grandson. Both of us browsing guitar tab books and I pointed out why some were better than others. Looking me square in the eye one replied, “Oh I see, he plays the banjo.” I moved on.
Just so you know… I’m attending my 3rd ever estate sale this weekend, I’m getting addicted. Something about watching be people try to hid their glee over trinkets brings me amusement. But my mother informed me this might be how I brought my ghost home. “You know they attach themselves to objects?” she said most sincere. “Hum…” I replied.
So yes, I’m still going but now I have a mission. Since I feel my ghost is male, I’m determined to find him a mate this weekend. My new website, should this work out… Ghost-match.com!
Happy Weekend every one and do get out and have one!