Wednesday, November 2, 2011

I know NANO is going on for many of you writers and this year I wondered, what on earth can I do to help? I studied on this for a moment, trying to recall your suffering from last year and then it hit me!

I remember some of you just had a dang hard time even starting, an idea was born. Not to take up too much of your valuable writing time I am offering a few free plots here. Feel free to steal any or all.
I want to read the book… about the gentleman who discovered aliens only visit us because we are known throughout the galaxy as the best rest area.

I want to read the book… about the female terrorist who recruited every domestic diva she could and in a joint attack, assaulted their throw-down, won’t pick-up targets with a “You sell my stuff, I’ll sell your stuff” worldwide yard sale.

I want to read the book… of how the Maytag repairman was so lonely he became depressed and abusive, sold the unknowing public psychological damaged goods and created an army of appliances that constantly weep and only run if you kick them.

And finally, I want to read the book… of the loneliest  woman you will ever meet, who had never had a good thing happen to her until she met, Oreck. Oreck was everything the woman dreamed of. He escalated the galactic rest room standing, sucked right up throw-down, won’t pick-up remnants and brought soothing calm to his psychological damaged friends. Oreck had just one flaw…

His hose was not long enough.

There a bit free stuff. Just a bit of humor to jolt the brain drain. Happy hump day.



Larri @ Seams Inspired said, 

Jules - You are so funny! Thanks for the giggle. Why aren't you participating in NaNo?

Happy Wednesday! ☺

November 2, 2011 at 7:52 AM  
Jayne said, 

Hahaha! Jules--I really think you ought to run with one of these plots! I know you would do it justice.

Myself, well, I might run with the Maytag man. Poor lonely guy--time to give him a new scene with those damaged goods. Oh, and a psychological thriller, too! I think the Maytag man would enjoy that. ;)

November 2, 2011 at 7:58 AM  
Theresa Milstein said, 

A giant yard sale run by divas? Sign me up!

I'm sure your suggestions have inspired thousands of Nanoers.

November 2, 2011 at 8:21 AM  
Li said, 

Oh, book plots. I thought you meant free cemetery plots. Was all set to stake out a nice one with a view.
*Sigh* ;-)

November 2, 2011 at 9:29 AM  
Karen Walker said, 

Ah, Jules, thank you - the smiles were needed this morning.

November 2, 2011 at 9:35 AM  
GigglesandGuns said, 

Jules, you need to start talking to people. You'll recognize them when you see them -- 2 legs instead of 4. :o)
I'm running off with Oreck. Any GUY will tell you size doesn't matter. I'll let you know.

November 2, 2011 at 9:53 AM  
Bossy Betty said, 

Loved these!!! You make my brain happy and also sort of like it found a friend!

November 2, 2011 at 10:14 AM  
N. R. Williams said, 

So funny. I can just see the disappointment on the History channel's Ancient Aliens show. All those learned men discovering that was are nothing more than a good night sleep. LOL

I don't do NaNo either. To busy writing books.
N. R. Williams, Fantasy Author

November 2, 2011 at 12:19 PM  
Talli Roland said, 

Gosh, those are quite the plots! Maybe you should be doing NaNo!

November 2, 2011 at 12:45 PM  
Alex J. Cavanaugh said, 

I want to read those as well! That our planet is a rest area is not a big stretch of the imagination either.

November 2, 2011 at 2:07 PM  
Ella said, 

Great ideas and I think YOU should write them! :D

Thanks for humor; I needed it!

November 2, 2011 at 2:54 PM  
DL Hammons said, 

You're good. You should start your own website where you sell plot idea's. You can call it PLOTS R US! :)

November 2, 2011 at 4:53 PM  
Arlee Bird said, 

I'll read those too. Why don't you combine all of those plots and create an epic? You'd blow the rest of us away.

Tossing It Out

November 2, 2011 at 5:03 PM  
L. Diane Wolfe said, 

I think the Maytag repair man already did that - our new but just out of warranty dishwasher is making loud whining noises right now...

November 2, 2011 at 5:47 PM  
Melissa Bradley said, 

This is awesome!! You made me smile tonight, which I desperately needed after a horrible day. Thanks! Here's hoping all the NaNos out there make their personal bests this year.

November 3, 2011 at 12:20 AM  
Manzanita said, 

This gave me a good morning chuckle. Everyone's a comedian today. Love your post Jules and the comments are priceless.

November 3, 2011 at 8:00 AM  
Green Monkey said, 

Jules! I was so intrigued by Oreck until the short hose part. I love a man in uniform so I will write about the Maytag repair man. stay tuned....

November 3, 2011 at 8:15 AM  
floweringmama said, 

The maytag man.....oooooh girl you crack me up!

November 3, 2011 at 10:45 AM  
floweringmama said, 

The maytag man.....oooooh girl you crack me up!

November 3, 2011 at 10:45 AM  
Julie said, 

Ha ha ha. I think you need to write these books yourself. They would be classics, no doubt. Thanks for the giggles! :)

November 3, 2011 at 11:48 AM  
Velvet Over Steel said, 

Hilarious again, Jules!! Much needed the 'smiles' tonight. ;-)

November 3, 2011 at 7:23 PM  
The Golden Eagle said, 

LOL. Those sound like great stories. :)

November 3, 2011 at 7:49 PM  
Tammy said, 

LOL...I've bought some of those Maytag guy's products for sure! Also met Oreck. That sure sucked.

November 5, 2011 at 3:02 PM  
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