Wednesday, November 2, 2011
I remember some of you just had a dang hard time even starting, an idea was born. Not to take up too much of your valuable writing time I am offering a few free plots here. Feel free to steal any or all.
I want to read the book… about the gentleman who discovered aliens only visit us because we are known throughout the galaxy as the best rest area.
I want to read the book… about the female terrorist who recruited every domestic diva she could and in a joint attack, assaulted their throw-down, won’t pick-up targets with a “You sell my stuff, I’ll sell your stuff” worldwide yard sale.
I want to read the book… of how the Maytag repairman was so lonely he became depressed and abusive, sold the unknowing public psychological damaged goods and created an army of appliances that constantly weep and only run if you kick them.
And finally, I want to read the book… of the loneliest woman you will ever meet, who had never had a good thing happen to her until she met, Oreck. Oreck was everything the woman dreamed of. He escalated the galactic rest room standing, sucked right up throw-down, won’t pick-up remnants and brought soothing calm to his psychological damaged friends. Oreck had just one flaw…
His hose was not long enough.
There a bit free stuff. Just a bit of humor to jolt the brain drain. Happy hump day.