Friday, June 3, 2011
Well I don’t get those. I have always let my heart guide the way, it has never let me down nor abandoned me and always made me feel like I had a purpose to my being. But lately I’m not sure and now I’m starting to think I need to see a cardiologist. I’m not sure anymore where this heart of mine is heading or what message it is trying to send.
Take my rain barrel. Constructing it the drill slipped, hole got too big for the spigot. No problem, buy larger spigot. Storms came, body slammed the barrel broke spigot but I insisted and fixed the spigot. Now I have jinxed the entire state, hot, humid and no rain insight. If your garden dies blame it on me, I was following my heart.
Then we have all my broken lawn equipment. Two of the three have been repaired, sort of. Leaf blower works with a little extra effort but the weed eater now serves double duty. Should you hear a weed eater but only see a white cloud of smoke moving up your fence line, it’s me being neighborly. Trimming your fence and spraying for mosquitos.
Now the lawn tractor Ms. Twister broke. The repairman did come and yes, he did fix it but my heart just had to step in. The repairman said take it for a test drive I need to make sure it cuts okay, so I did and it cuts fine. I went to dismount; baggy shorts caught the blade height level and ripped the cap off. Now I have a duct-taped together lawn tractor, it’s the latest fad don’t you know.
I am beginning to wonder what my 10 day hiatus has done for my psyche. I remember sitting one day and trying to find it but all I got was, “recalculating.”
Then I tried to send it an email, instant message and a tweet. The response was all the same, “An error has occurred, contact your system administrator.”
For the weekend I’ll be here sweating, waiting for the recalculating to finish and my system administrator to get back to me.
You all have a great weekend.
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