Friday, June 10, 2011
I’m calling all you totally awesome people out there to chime in. Let me know, do you ever think like this or have encountered these. Don’t be shy, no one reads this in Washington, D.C.
Do you remember the toilet bowl man? Well if you do, can you tell me; do you report his wages on a 1099 and does he fall under the Obama healthcare coverage? Seems mine is complaining about his working environment and I want to make sure I have achieved my legal obligations.
Have you ever noticed a regular bag and a supersize bag of chips seem to have the same amount of chips? I think these are sold on the old concept of, “Size does matter” but the amount of chips does not, what do you think?
Did you know bugs and children are in cahoots? Children catch and nourish their jar kept friends in exchange for the bugs eating their parent’s vegetable plants. This partnership I now have exposed, how do we fix it?
Why do people put potted flowers on graves and then never come back to care of them? Don’t you think dead flowers on a grave are a bit of an over kill?
And why is it a dog’s fur can soak up oil to save the gulf but cannot soak up soap and water to save my sheets?
Does anyone know how to catch a Neanderthal groundhog? It seems I have rented the ground beneath my shed to one and need to evict him before he has another “G-hog party neath the shed!” The neighbors are complaining about the loud music and the nude g-hogs cutting through their yards.
My final question is really an idea. Why can we not all get together, connect our water hoses and pump the flood waters from all the swollen rivers to Arizona and New Mexico? It seems logical to me that if we can pipe oil from Alaska we can pump water from the Mississippi and Missouri rivers.
Now tell me, can you help a girl out? These questions are weighing heavy on my mind. Don’t make me wait all weekend, offer up some suggestions.
I have to run my tidy bowl man has called in OSHA, I’m out of chips, the groundhog just rang the bell asking for aspirin and I have to find an extra garden hose.
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May your weekend be sunny and unquestionable.