Saturday, July 16, 2011
I have a better plan for this next week and hopefully life will cooperate. Until then I thought I would give another installment of “Just so you know.” It has been awhile…
Just so you know… I have found the map to the universe. It is printed on my eyeballs or at least they look like universe road maps.
Just so you know… flip-flop connoisseurs. Target sells a yoga mat flip-flop that equals the twice-as-much name brand. My biggest question now is, “black or brown flip-flops?”
Just so you know… I had an epiphany in the shower this week. Childhood games did prepare us for life. Not to be politically incorrect but do you remember, “Smear the queer?” A post in draft.
Just so you know… my dogs need a bath. Yesterday a flea jumped on my shoulder and shouted, “Did you not see the room service sign, clean my room please.”
Just so you know… I received my LAST unemployment check. Which now…
Just so you know… I’m looking for the bank that is going to loan our government money to pay their bills. I’m not an accountant but something seems wrong with this method of bookkeeping.
Just so you know… my Grandmother is losing her grip on time. The same person visited 3 days in a row and apparently I was around when she was a girl. Neither of which is reality but I agree anyway.
Just so you know… be afraid of the “Tea Party.” 4th of July I saw their booth and their wares. T-shirts reading, “Yes, I’m a Racist.” I guess hate tactics are now a moral value.
Just so you know… music can soothe your soul but it can also annoy nosy neighbors. I love volume knobs.
Just so you know… I discovered a new fitness routine. “What is that on the floor?” Reach to pick it up, nothing there, take a step and there it is again and you repeat this down the hall. This is what happens when you do not clean your glasses, fitness due to laziness.
Just so you know… I really miss you guys.
Now you know why I did start blogging while I had a job, 16 hours is too long to look at a monitor. I sure hope life is treating you well and the tide has turned.
If I have missed something important I should know about, please leave me a comment. Until next week…
Have a great weekend!