Monday, April 4, 2011
Do you remember cooties? Throughout childhood there was always at least one child that had this affliction and you steered clear. Not a bullying tactic as much as you did not want to catch cooties. The affliction did not last long and always got transferred to another child. So, did these children get, “HEALED?”
It has come to my attention that there seems to be no more cooties in the world. Children no longer suffer from this affliction, when did we eradicate cooties? If we did eradiate them, won’t that disrupt the eco balance of things?
Wonder if cooties took a self-survival approach and now lye dormant in many of the adults we pass daily? I know I have met some that are showing the symptoms. Do we have an adult vaccine in place for their re-emergence?
I don’t know about you, but I want some protection. I think the CDC should have a master list of, “Not a nice person, may have been exposed to Cooties.” At least I would feel informed.