Monday, August 15, 2011
I have thought about this and truly wanted this to be an uplifting post, being it is Monday, but my mind is a fog bank. Like a river bank full of misty, illusions of floating incomplete thoughts. Anyone care to help me paddle?
I know what is wrong with Google… Al Gore invented the internet, right? Seems Google has not paid him any royalties, he is hitting the on/off button to remind them.
I grew a cucumber this summer, anyone for tennis? That is the shape of it. How about a story regarding mutant vegetables?
Has anyone watched any of the Little League World Series? I know more television but I noticed something, what happen to our kids? None of the teams I saw had children size kids on them, most were bigger than me as an adult, where are all the puny skinny kids?
Speaking of MORE television, I was amazed to find, through some home shopping network, that I can order body parts. Apparently, some channel is offering “Perfect Boobs.” Now should you feel you have “Perfect Boobs” never fear, two channels down you can order “Perky Boobs.” See what you have been missing?
Full house generators, while soothing in the winter because you know someone is surviving, are not so in the summer. Try sleeping to one and you will feel like you are sleeping on a boat with a bad outboard motor.
And speaking of winter… It is too early for the seasonal shift of things. Here in the U.S. leaves are turning, bugs are looking for their winter residence (inside your house) and my dogs are sheading like crazy. Bad winter ahead, that’s all I’m saying and you heard it here first.
Lastly, do practice walking around your house in the dark occasionally. Seems I was out of practice and walked right into a large piece of furniture. After the huge “Thud” stopped echoing through the house I retrieved my flashlight to find Ms. Twister sitting in the dark giggling.
Like I said the cable people are coming I may or may not have internet while they are here, I’ll be there as soon as I can be. For those that love blog fests I have one.
Kathie over at Like a Box of Chocolates is having a “No Rules” blog fest. No posting, no linking, just join and meet people. Come on this one is easy.
Have a great Monday everyone!
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