“A” as in Ammunition

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For my first day and the letter “A” I have chosen Ammunition. I’m not talking bullets here. I’m talking a Kentucky woman's version of ammunition. Know what I mean?



If you’re a male in the state of Kentucky you watch your P’s and Q’s, should you step out of line; chances are you will never see it coming. Most women here have been educated in the fine art of revenge and proper male training.

Should a male step out of line this is how it goes.

First offense: the evil eye; as in, “Keep on and you will regret it in the morning.”

Second offense: served the ugliest, nastiest tasting, cold dinner you can imagine, followed by a “Cat swallowed the canary” smile. Do not be deceived

Should you commit a third offense... bed as usual, only to be awaken by the tight nylons constricting your extremities. As you stare at those constraints, bewildered as to how freedom will be achieved, this is what you will not see coming….

The biggest cast-iron skillet momma could hand down to her. The first words  you will hear, “Morning honey, how did you sleep?”

Ammunition, the Kentucky female version.

Peace…

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